JOKE's

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she
noticed a young man smiling at her, she began feeling humiliated on account
of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on
her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted
in such a manner.

His reply was:

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins".

Then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling".

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which
read "William Stick Did The Trick".

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat
under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this
accident."

He won the case.

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